to summarily execute anyone using the word " crimbo"

[BrianGiggs]

in truth i know i am not; so it's ok whatever oyu lot say

No that's fine. Execute away. While you are dealing out summary death-sentences, please can you hand one out to anyone playing Slade? Surely that's a far worse crime. You can take as long as you like - make it a long slow and painful death - because it's a form of natural justice.

oh QC - you boring fart!

I am distraught that in the move from the UK to Australia I seem to have lost my naff lovely record (yes I am that old) of Christmas hits, and can't play Slade or any of the other naff traditional Christmas crap songs that we all know and cringe at love. I am stuck with Christmas Carols instead, which, whilst lovely, aren't quite as much fun.

do they not have slade in oz?

Don't seem to - the radio stations here don't really get into playing all the old Christmas songs either, not like in the UK. You do hear some renditions of some of them in shops, but quite often modern cover versions by bored RnB "artists" which are in no way as evocative of the drunken Christmas parties of my youth.

Oooh, I miss them now....

I do not like crimbo but its use has been in decline ever since they axes Brookside, aka Broochie

In ireland they call a sandwich a sambo!! pret a manger do a turkey and cranberry sauce crimbo sambo... honestly!

nice clip! i love that lovely matthew wright!!!

BUT IT'S...............CHRIMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

And lol! Can lol users go too, please?

Actually, possibly I am approaching this thread too enthusiastically. Maybe Christmas isn't really about violently executing those who mildly annoy one?

lol!

actually i really hate rofl. for goodness sake, no you are not rofl, you are typing. and pmsl. how crude... goodness me.

i am ROLLING on the FLOOR and LAUGHING my ARSE off.

Better?

Seriously though has your arse actually fallen off

i dont want a eyecolour though
i just want to change my lovely single mcs into shimmer
might get me old barry m out

I haven't heard anyone say Crimbo for years so
YABU

I haven't noticed a trend for saying things are "immense" all the time and that is getting annoying.

I was wished an "immense christmas" today

AF makes me feel like my arse is falling off, but that's not funny.

ROFL is good. (my sister says roffle )

also: 'waves at cod'

oh I do hope someone wishes me an immense christmas. That would make my day.

lol WRONG thread
me whittering abotu eye make up

lol @ xmas brekkie. Really, I lolled. I wonder if it's the thread I ma on. Will look

yes it is.

Rofl at this thread, especially "immense christmas" PMSL.

I think I might be known to say Crimbo occasionally but only to annoy. (Tis definitely best with a Brookie accent) And also, erm possibly, "Crimbalo" (pronounced like bungalow). But in an ironic way so it's OK

I use xmas all the time, love it. How do you feel about "winterval", oh executioners?

"lol WRONG thread
me whittering abotu eye make up"

I'm glad about that, I reread that quite a few times wondering if I'd missed something!

winterval is meaningless to me

In fact, I don;t think I;ve heard it before

Well, I have a brookie accent (especially when I'm drunk) so just for the fishy one:

Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo, Crimbo,CRIMBO!!!!!!!!!!!