To think that mice should buy their own lottery ticket?

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Seriously - I just saw my upturned handbag in the kitchen and a mouse clutching my lottery ticket.

Do they think we're running a syndicate here?

Running away from the syndi-cat, more like?

it is late . There's a germ of a better joke there, but it isn't squeaking speaking to me

I have spent a fortune on traps with lovely etched mice on them. You'd thik they would be grateful?