to think that perhaps I am far to common for Mumsnet?

[teameric]

I live in a council flat, am as cockney as they come, swear like an old docker, and like a good row, just think that I'm a bit of a fish out of water on here sometimes.

Hmm, interesting.

PMSL as chav being pronounced "neighbor"

Youse are all long not knowing about bare and bait. Bait is when you are licking shots in public or else you say the wrong thing. Bare can be loads of for example "bare beanies in the dance saturday"
On a serious level, if your kids start talking about z's, licking shots and tings you've got a problem, so ears open

What is liking shots or z's?