to think that perhaps I am far to common for Mumsnet?

[teameric]

I live in a council flat, am as cockney as they come, swear like an old docker, and like a good row, just think that I'm a bit of a fish out of water on here sometimes.

Who is that family, the "Fucking" whoevers?
Fulfords?

They swore loads and were very posh.

The upper classes do tend to swear like troopers,that's been my experience anyway.

that wasn't aimed at you littleomar btw

I don't know what "bear" is either Lizzy

Phew, Starlight, we can be in the not so common but a bit dim corner together

I think the word "bear" just seems to go in front of everything really

and I haven't a clue what it means either.

So, just so as I know, would you say:

"Pass me my fucking bear beer"

or would bear be in front of fucking?

Or does that sentence just not work at all?

I wouldn't know LizzyLordsALeaping as I never use it It's a kids thing not a common one

I will listen out for teenagers now, I am intrigued.
Actually, may have a squizz at my little brothers' Facebook pages, they are always saying "sick" and stuff, can't understand a thing they say.

I like that
"not-so-common-but-a-bit-dim-corner"
we are a club of two Lizzy,
anyone else?

I am very common. I was brought up in one of the biggest council slums in Nottingham. Not all of it, I mean, just one house. But I'm dead common. I wasn't allowed to swear when I was little because me mam would kill me if I dd. But I swear a lot now.

Never heard of bear. But the kids all say sick, sik (??) in front of everything round my way now. that's sik man. Etc.

HTH.

little you dissing my spelling OH MY GOD AH!
You best not be though

I was called a pleb on here a few days ago. I was quite pleased - oddly

oh is it bare? I did wonder what bears had to do with anything.....oh I'm confused now.

I am a Lady and an Honourable. But I don't make a fuss about it, who cares?

Hully, you ain't no lady.

I may not be a lady, but I really am a Lady. I have a title (but I only use it to get good tables).

Actually, I take that back. You are sufficiently bonkers to be a proper aristo.

Well, I am far too much of a mucksavage for MN, but will stick around anyway. There is often a nugget of sense in my unsophisticated ramblings.

All right then.

foil?

pshaw

[brandishes sabre]

Do you think you're hard enough?

and she sure as shit ain't honourable.

Ah the 'mumsnet is a posh pit' meme.

I liked the Tweet I saw last week: 'never got on with Mumsnet, it all seems far too 'Darling you've got Tapenade on your Gilet' for me'

Made me