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Ok..... lets all talk shit then...

60 replies

Brunettelady · 05/12/2009 22:41

Some people think it is a good idea, I'll start.

My bum is numb because of bloody MN and the interesting things that I am reading and want to comment on.

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MavisEnderby · 05/12/2009 23:18

Ooh Monty,lol at reindeer loo rooll.In answer to q,no but I love aldi.(Am pauper,me so not really mn material lol)

I likey their good quality sausages and free range chickens and cheapo fruit and veg muchly,though

BackUpYourPhotosNow · 05/12/2009 23:21

Mavis - I would be utterly delighted if my ds pooed in his sleep, atm I am ecstatic if he poos voluntarily more than once a week...

Hasn't done that for months...

Ivykaty44 · 05/12/2009 23:21

I am natural tarten with pink squares on my bottom

Glitterknickaz · 05/12/2009 23:21

MTT, I see yooooou.....
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YouLukaAmazing · 05/12/2009 23:22

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MavisEnderby · 05/12/2009 23:25

Aww backup,have you seen a paed?My df ds was like this and is now on regular paed movicol.

Re dd,she has learning delays and unfortunately said poo gets spread around (SORRY TMI)

literal poo issues very sad

BackUpYourPhotosNow · 05/12/2009 23:26

I could literally talk poo all night

I've never been to aldi, how does it compare to lidl? I'm a pauper too I've been thinking about writing a book called "How to live cheap or free and incredbly happily in the UK" The only trouble is that personally I would never spend actual money on any such book and therefore I don't think it would ever make it to its target audience

BackUpYourPhotosNow · 05/12/2009 23:30

Sorry to hear your dds poo woes tho...

My ds has only 1 poo problem now, he does "want" to go and therefore holds it for over a week, I tempted one out a couple of weeks ago with a freddo frog but usually we have to resort to a suppository.

He had a big bowel problem a couple of months ago and is now having to relearn that its ok to poo and it won't hurt, lots of reassurance needed as he's not yet 2..

upahill · 05/12/2009 23:30

Hello Everyone I'm just going to wade in not read the thread and join in!!! I'm a bit drunk on whisky and Baileys. I've had a boring day because I was supposed to work but my session got cancelled. My house was supposed to be nice and tidy by now and it's not because I can't be arsed and that't it I think. I'll talk some more shit soon!!!

worldgonemad72 · 05/12/2009 23:32

Can i join in, im hiding upstairs with a pack of chocolate digestives as my dh has got his mate around and im fed up of hearing about ps3 games.

YouLukaAmazing · 05/12/2009 23:32

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BellasSparklyBaubles · 05/12/2009 23:35

I've just had a 15 hour tantric sex session with Josh Hartnett.

Anyone else had a shit day?

TLESinChristmasStockings · 05/12/2009 23:36

well if boogies is being shouted can we shout......

EARRRRRRRRRR WAXXXXXXXXXXXXX

BellasSparklyBaubles · 05/12/2009 23:39

at being only one talking shit....

upahill · 05/12/2009 23:39

Well tomorrow I was supposed to be on a VHF course Bloody cancelled!!
BUT my DS 2 is doing a reading at mass in the morning so blessing course cancelled. DH is doing a track day at Oulton (Last years Christmas present Time limit nearly up on it!) Me - I am getting the train to Manchester to have my eyebrows threaded and eyelashes permed and tinted. I am then going to watch the Cohen Brohers latest film. I also need to nip in to Selfridges to get some Bobby Brown tinted moisturiser.

A wee top up on the W&B I think!!

MeltedTreeChocolates · 05/12/2009 23:42

Yes TLES but you dont win cos that wasn't 'loud' enough!

ech hem..

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ow!

Surely NOW i win??

MeltedTreeChocolates · 05/12/2009 23:43

hehe, I think that was too much

TLESinChristmasStockings · 05/12/2009 23:44

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Now do I win???

TLESinChristmasStockings · 05/12/2009 23:45

ooppss got carried away there

MeltedTreeChocolates · 05/12/2009 23:49

Oh no you like DOUBLED mine!

My thraot is sore. You win (I hate to lose)

upahill · 05/12/2009 23:51

OK Eveeryones a winner. Now lets get back to talking shit.
Carry on while I take another sip of my W and B

TLESinChristmasStockings · 06/12/2009 00:24

you all gone to bed??

I was just thinking I wonder if dp will give me £750 a month to go and blow on utter crap lol

I could have a manicure, hair extensions etc etc

i am bored

Monty100 · 06/12/2009 01:00

Lovin' those that bought or want to buy the Aldi reindeer loo roll. It's so shit cool.

But you gotta hide it in your wardrobe so the little shits dcs don't use it before xmas!!

I really am going to stop talking crap now tles you're a bad influence.

And stop being bored tles

Brunette, shite shite night night.

and everybody. xx

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Brunettelady · 06/12/2009 11:48

Sorry, I know I started the thread then went to bed , I was very tired and DH sleeps in the front room as I snore (very badly) and he twitches all the time in his sleep. He was basically telling me to get off MN and go to bed. How rude, lol. I'll let him off though as it was my lie in this morning while he had to get up with DS.

Grapes at Lidl are great!!

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upahill · 06/12/2009 12:10

MORNING!!!
Well the Whiskey and Baileys have made me look like shit theis morning and no amount of Bobbi Brown is going to help. I've been to mass and I am about to get the train to the city for my eyebrows to be attacked!!!
Just feellike dossing to be honest!

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