AIBU to be annoyed when I make a really good point on a thread

[SerenityNowAKABleh]

and then it's ignored, and either I have to repeat it, or then someone else comes and makes exactly the same point and everyone goes "oh yes, that's quite clever" "what a good and inciteful point" and so on. Maybe I should just type in caps?
So, AIBU?

Not fussy- my most attractive quality is my low standards.

I'll let you choose, it is Christmas, after all.

Do hurry up, ladies! I feel the most extraordinary need to undertake my nuptials and my bloom will not last for e'er.

Alors! We are snowed in! A wedding, I 'ear you say? Maginifique! Allow me to offer m spare caviar and champagne for the breakfast feast!

Mimi! Dahlink! How lovely! And you have your count with you! How lovely!

Now, has anyone seen dear departed Miss Minty? It simply wouldn't be complete without her. She took the body of someone with fancy buckles a while back.

Oh I do apologise MadameDelarge [smug]

I say we go for the Captain tethers, he is very fit and able and quite the expert at croquet by all accounts.

And where is Minty and her ostentatious footwear these days?

The Captain, you say. Ahh......He is very well ...accoutred. Pick again.

So Hully dear when you said choose one am I to assume to had one in mind? [innocent]

No no, not at all But might I suggest Corporal Blenkinsop? He is a little elderly and he did lose an arm and a leg in the last war, but he's terribly gay! What do you think to him?

Erm, ahem, he is rather lifeless no?

I need someone with a tad more, shall we say, fire in his belly.

I fear the only thing in the belly of poor Blenkinsop is this mornings blended breakfast that his nurse fed to him.

Plus he is rather whiffy.

Lifeless? Lifeless? Lieutenant Rampant, help him up.

Have just come back to this thread to discover rampant lunacy has taken over, but am willing to offer services in singing Ave Maria for polygamous mormonous wedding, Hully - or some other song should you prefer (Nice Day for a White Wedding, perhaps? )

have fairly decent warbling credentials - choral and rock - and have previously actually been paid to sing (although for you it would be gratis of course) in case anyone was worried for their eardrums

I'll take him!

I have it on good authority that The Baby Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells is available, perchance we can ask him to perform a double service?

I think the private is a girl, gibbon!

Look at the hands.

Ah well, needs must, beggars can't be choosers and all that.

And I'll be damned if I'm going to die a spinster- I mean, I'm almost twenty!

ooohhh yes the hands...and the feet are rather small.

As you say we are practically spinsters now tethers...what say you? Shall we throw caution to the wind?

Let's embrace what may very well be our last and only opportunity!

To be sure, what other possible reason could there be for entering into nuptials?

At least we'll get help with the washing up...

He's no girl, you blithering eejits! Twas a simple hormonal difficulty whilst in utero. Mid section, I may assure you, he is all man.

Thumbles, you may warble and gladly. We have a singer for Ave Hully, but Tether and Gibbon will need a ditty. What do you suggest? And we must fashion dresses too. Quick! Alacrity is of the essence!

A ditty, you say...
How about "here we go gathering Nuts in May" - that is probably lewd appropriate enough for the situation?

I hardly think a wedding is an occasion for flippancy Thumble. Let us ask the brides.

How about 'Abide with Me'?

I vote 'all things bright and beautiful' I mean it's us personified is it not?

No, that would be 'Crazy Horses' by the Osmonds, Gibbon.

How about 'Crazy Horses' by the Osmonds?

I do so love that song!

Can we do some eurythmy whilst we are being taken up the aisle?