Asking if I am pregnant on Mumsnet

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I have been feeling unwell for a few days, thought I had a stomach bug. Found a cheap internet test in the bathroom and within seconds two thick blue lines appeared. The test must be a couple of years old and it was very cheap so I do not believe it. My last period was 2 months ago that was very light flow and the one before that was another two months before.

I have just driven to the nearest 24 hour supermarket in total shock and I now have one of those digital tests which tell you how pregnant you are. Just for fun, whilst I drink a lot of juice so I can pee again. If my sickly feeling is due to pregnancy, how pregnant must I be ?

I guess it will say +3 congratulations

Ooooh, I wanted to go to bed and now I have to wait for you to pee .

Hmmm maybe +2 ??

So exciting, congratulations xxx

9 months.

Don't squeeze or you'll get a big surprise.

OMG, do you think so. Quickly tots up glasses of wine consumed over last three weeks. Thanks for the congrats, still in shock here

+5.
Good luck and I hope you get the answer you want.

well if your last period was 2 months ago, you could be 6 wks pg?? which would account for feeling rubbish (i generally don't till about 5/6 wks)....ooh good luck - are you excited? how are you feeling about it all?!

+6 or + 12

Is this a happy surprise or not??

PMSL at Butterball

3+

Happy surprise, my husband is laughing as he was joking about me being pregnant when I was feeling ill. So does anyone agree that the cheap test could be wrong?

+6

No. You can get a false neg but not a false pos.

Nope, poundshop tests were more accurate than Clearview for DD...ditto the glasses of wine .

But she's gorgeous now, and only slightly eccentric .

get the potty out

No you are definitely pregnant. You can't get a false positive.

Off to pee, wish me luck.

Have you done it yet (getting very over excited!!)

I don't think the cheap test could be wrong.

When are you going to pee on the digital one????

oh sorry cross posted.

How exciting ..........

Oooh, live testing thread. Good luck.

Oh, good, I love happy surprises .

Agree with the others, there is no such thing as a false positive.

As to the number of weeks....?

Are you done yet?

excited! This is gripping stuff

o.k...5 mins are up...don't waste time telling your DH - get your priorities straight woman and tell us