to think that marshmallow kebabs were a bad idea

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to sell at the kids christmas fair I've just been attending! Kids ate the food then brandished the FULL SIZE VERY POINTY sticks on the dance floor. It was terrifying to watch - especially as dd3 is at perfect poking height (aged 2.5.) I was very relieved when she demanded to 'go 'ome' whilst she still had both eyeballs.

It was like something out of Gladiator! No actual injuries that I saw though...would ibu to suggest to the school head he forbid the dangerous weapons crossed with confectionary thing for next year?

I was imagining a doner kebab filled with marshmallows and thinking ewwwwwww..

heh, i remember to cut the pointy ends off kebab sticks when i do them for kids - i just hope no-one ever spots i do it with my garden secateurs

Secateurs would be much better than the horror that I've just seen! They kept on jumping up and down. Oh it was horrible

I thought by the title you'd eaten loads and were now feeling very sick!
Love the bit about going home while she still had eyeballs.....