my partner and i have fallen out over his bf

[comfortandlenor]

his friends friend told me about a night out which his girlfriend I thought gf knew about thing is bf fell out with a close friend of ours ,im being blamed,really upset as i didnt know.
Feel like saying you deserve all of each other for lying and what other lies have you all tried to cover up aibu.thinking of leaving and saying do i need this.

Oh dear, I'm lost again. I had got my head round Doris, Paul et al, but who the bloody hell are Paulo, Mavis and Kenneth, etc?
My mum is Mavis, is she now involved? But my dad's not Durk, so is my mum married to someone else behind my dad's back, in that case that changes the whole dynamic of this situation.

Is there an abridged version available?

Only I got lost shortly after the arse kissing.

Mavis and Durk??

Jeez, I need some hard liquor after reading that! Anyone for a vodka??

Whatever you do, DON'T play charades

By the way, YANBU to be pissed off but YABU if you leave him because of his childish friends. late 30s? FFS...

Oooh that would be fab LeQueen!
Cheers!

I thought that it was sheer tiredness that made me fall off the sofa laughing last night but on return today I find it is was nothing to do with tiredness - just sheer comedy!

Aaaahhh, I do love this thread. I think it needs to go in classics

I will have to have yet another read tonight after DS has gone to bed to get the merriment going again.

I wonder how comfort's day has been....?

Ahh that's better! I should have some tequila, rum and Cointreau lurking in the back of the cupboard. I make a mean Long Island Ice tea!

Sorry but i am pmsl at how long it has taken to get the story across. OP well done for not getting cross.

no advice i'm afriad

Yes please!

I'll get onto those LIT's then..

LMBAO! I've read this again, and again, and again, and I still have NO clue as to what the OP is on about!

Pass the gin, LeQueen ...

Why did you blab to the guy's wife?

I do not have anything constructive to add. I am about to be late to pickup up DDs and am in need of tena lady... am pmsl...

Sorry Comfort. I so hope things are sorting themselves out.

PS Light and uplifting thought for the day: In order to find what your name would be as a porn star.... take the name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name... and there you have it. eg. Tiddles Sidebotham.

xx

A friend of a friend told op's bf about a night out with his gf, op thought gf knew about this and now bf has fallen out with a friend and op and now they are all staying in?

I wonder what happened to the friend of the friend and is he staying in too?

I'm not really sure who's done what to whom but are you seriously thinking of leaving, 'with the KIDS', over this? Without wishing to diminish the obvious pain and heartache involved for anyone who is a) involved b) anywhere close to understanding these shenanigans, it seems a bit of a storm in a teacup to leave the father of ones children over...

Custard - So is Paul fit or is he a twunt?

I just knew the booze would come out and I'm at work.

If everyone is staying in now, could they babysit for me?

I'll save you a glass Monty..