to sell my soul / body to raise funds so I can go on a jolly?

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I think about £1k should be sufficient. any offers?

depends, were you going?

Gran Canaria. for a conference - so work and professional development really.

I went to Marbella for a conference once. We spent almost all of the time by the pool. It was fab, sell what you need so YANBU

I will give you a grand if you give birth for me

Don't you have a child you could sell instead?

problem is i'm not sure my body is worth £1,000. My soul might be.