To want a sign asking Santa to shop that shows some effing MANNERS

[BalloonSlayer]

My nieces have had for years a sign in their front garden at Christmas time which says "Santa, Please Stop Here!"

I would like one for my DCs. All I can find is "Santa Stop Here" ones.

Where can I get one that says "please" please?

I appreciate that I am being a bit poncey, demanding politeness to someone who doesn't actually exist, but those other ones look so bloody rude and imperative.

Or would I BU to go up, in the dead of night, to all the "Santa Stop Here" ones that will spring up in our neighbourhood soon and write on them "Not till you get some manners, you little buggers"

uuurgh Santa to STOP of course.

Don't you just hate it when you fuck up your thread title?

Go on... I dare you to!

I'd quite like one that says santa's nookie nest or whatever the young couple on corrie (years ago Gary and someone rings a bell) had in their window. It nearly gave Vera a heart attack. She lived next door.

here you go

I have one that says "Santa, leave presents, take sister".

here

or here is you want a hanging one

by the way uanbu

Sorry memoo! X post!

great minds!

Bloody hell, now that I've seen what they look like I think YABU toward your neighbours!

If you can't get one try to think of the sign as

Santa Stop Here meaning 'This is a Santa Stop' - like a bus stop or rest stop

LOL Kreecher, you might be right there

Guess I feel guilty that my nieces are 22 and 19 and still have their sign every year (I presume it's one of those sentimental family traditions!) yet mine don't have one.

Thanks to memoo and brandonsflower I can now annoy the neighbours to my heart's content.

Good idea Iklboo.

The award for "Kindly thinking the best of rude, grasping people in 2009" goes to you, bless your heart!

We have the Premier one still propped up against the wall outside. Premier also do a lit window one thats in the same vane here

I got mine form a local shop for £6.99

Make one with your Dc's?

Thank you Balloon Slayer - first nice thing that's happened to me today

I think DSs might like "Santa, leave presents, take sister"