to find Hugh Fearnly-Whittingstall OUTRAGEOUSLY attractive?

[colditz]

I know that if I ever met him I would go all silly. It's not a sleb thing, I just think he's hot

What are runners slug ?

YABU

I always think he looks a bit sweaty and his hair needs a good wash.

Colditz am I to understand you watched River Cottage last night and saw him in that rabbitskin loincloth? Is that what this is about?
Because if so, all we need to do is get a rabbitskin loincloth and put it on someone, well, nicer, and you will be instantly cured.

too earnest and i suspect he plays tedious parlour games

"I always think he looks a bit sweaty and his hair needs a good wash." Its because of all the breathing through his ears you know [boak]

am finding Wouldyoucouldyou's name amusingly apposite for this thread!

PMSL - now I am picturing him playing tedious parlour games in a loincloth

Thank you for explaining the ear breathing thing
Off to google pictures of Bob Flowerdew in his younger days...

are you insane

hes a lovely bloke and one that can oook

many men cant

but doesnt do it for me!!

Erm, YANBU

HidesHerselfInShameTiggaxx

PSML at "breath through ears" Even that is not enough to make me find him attractive I do applaud his championing of free range chickens though

Minty, runners are the lowly paid dogsbodies that do all the crap work on TV production.

Colditz - my DH is a dead ringer for HFW! . We found a bit colour pic of him in a Sunday supplement and used to tease DS that DH was in the paper.

Nancy Banks-Smith from the Guardian once described HFW as resembling "an amiable sheep poking its head through a hedge".

No accounting for tastes eh?

Oh I see. EEEEWWWWW sleazy as well as sweaty.

looks like hes been dragged through a hedge backwards and needs a good wash.

I'd be willing to scrub his back - and other bits!

I know a woman who lost her virginity to HFW. If she is now a mumsnetter, out yourself woman!!

he loks as though he needs a good scrubs and disinfecting and a good dose of something to stop his yucky sweating

You are definitely not being unreasonable.

He is my number 1 "shame shag".

I'm off to have a shower now (wet muddy walk with dog) - send Hugh straight up and I'll make sure that all his special little places are clean and hygienic.

YANBU. We don't see channel four here but I remember him from very early in his career when he turfedup and cooked for people (including the famous placenta episode). He is as far away from my DH as can be imagined, I'd quite like a bit of rough.
My shame shag is Adrian Chiles. I really do come over all slippy when he comes on the one show.

Adrian Chiles? Dear God woman!

Per Ardua, should I start my own thread about the gloriously grumpy Adian? He is hot, my dh jokes about it and dd knows that her light is to be out by the time the trumpets start and that divvy bint who sits beside him starts cackling.

I don't think it's a thread you need, more urgent medical intervention

Well I've had my shower and there was no sign of Hugh - so either one of you lot is meanly keeping him all to yourself, or he doesn't want to be cleaned.

And I would have been gentle with the loofah - honest!!