to find Hugh Fearnly-Whittingstall OUTRAGEOUSLY attractive?

[colditz]

I know that if I ever met him I would go all silly. It's not a sleb thing, I just think he's hot

YAB a little U. But I know what you mean.

I used to have a thing for Bob Flowerdew. Many years ago.

JetLi!

He looks like a hairy potato.

I also have a slightly secret crush on him. I think it's because he's rather earthy and real.

I admit I have worked on a small fantasy involving a milking shed.

Oh and another one involving us re-potting some plants, and him wiping away a smudge of dirt, before ravishing me in his lovely garden.

I think he's lovely and looks like he'd shag like a stoat make a fab meal for you afterwards. Laughed like a drain last night at his rabbit skin ensemble. Glossy, waxed, eyebrow plucked men do nowt for me

I met him once through work and he was a pompous arse. I wanted to slap him.

Ozziegirly.

YANBU -- I'm not sure whether I would or not, but I can see the appeal in theory.

dh looks a bit like him crossed with eric morcambe

HFW is much more posh and serious in rl than on tv, we heard him speak at lit festival a few years ago.

Can someone explain Jetli comment to me please?

I think HFW TV persona is nice but I suspect he's a twat in real life becuase he went to Eton, and that would leave him with an sense of entitlement that would be impossible to overcome.

My dp looks quite similar to HFW, albeit a younger version. Similar hair (except dp's is a hell of a lot cleaner) and glasses etc

He's not very earthy though, doesn't cook and doesn't like getting his hands dirty.

Bob Flowerdew? That pigtail? Nooooooooooo!
I don't get the breathing through the ears thing. Is it really rude?
And oh yes, I would.

Breathing through the ears would make it easier not to have to come up for air during er, oral activities, ladies!

Eurgh! YABU. His nostrils are waaaay to large.

We also saw him in a market in France a few years ago being really arsey to one of his DCs so he went right down in my estimation (I mean, celebs should always be perfect in every way and should have impeccably behaved children, shouldn't they? )

I did not want to ask about the ear breathing thing either but I need to know now.

He comes over as a posh bit of rough.

Bettymum, back when he was on Gardener's World, when Geoff Hamilton still presented and I was a hormonal teenager.
Real men piss on their compost.

I really wouldn't now though.

YABU.

He looks like he need a good bath and a haircut.

He looks like the kind of person who doesn't 'believe' in deodorant and therefore stinks.

LOL I just googled a picture of HFW, ds (2) saw my screen and went "daddy?"

he was in the HEAT top 20 weird crushes

Derren Brown was no 1

I felt a little bit when he pulled the socks off and trampled the grapes.

I have a weird crush on Masood Ahmed off Eastenders. I can totally understand why Jane snogged him (especially when she had Ian "bumfluff" Beale to go home to)

Well - he'd be totally organsmic in bed, wouldn't he?

oh gosh masood

hi and zainab are constantly at it

oh no, he's someone i really really don't want to fancy but do a little bit

YABU

"Come of it. He looks like he is melting"

He so does !

I have it on good authority (i.e. from one of the involved) that he sleeps with the runners (or at least he did before he got married, though he was engaged at the time ) I hate to disappoint MamaLazarou, but.....