to find Hugh Fearnly-Whittingstall OUTRAGEOUSLY attractive?

[colditz]

I know that if I ever met him I would go all silly. It's not a sleb thing, I just think he's hot

Come of it. He looks like he is melting.

YABU.

not at all; he makes me come over all unneccesary

Have you been drinking some elderberry wine (or something else suitably HFW)???

Obviously you are a lunatic

YABU.

To find him mildly attractive is ok. Because some people like a floppy but confident man.

I am particularly concerned by your capitalisation.

I don't know what to advise in this situation.
Because I suspect you are impervious to reason.

ew doesn't he eat badgers

He is quite sexy yes - I met him in a print shop once!

Sotheastastra - I have never heard it called that before.

I think you are drunk or on drugs. Pretty good ones, by the sound of it.

not so much hot as just a bit sweaty

i stood next to him in an easyjet queue last year - his hair really really needed a wash, and he clearly does not own an iron.

I wouldn't want to eat his food let alone put anything else in my mouth.

No... I would love to share a glass of something (locally brewed) that turns all both of our cheeks pink before losing all inhibition on the(bartered for a plucked organic chicken) rag rug in front of the real fire......< very filthy faced emoticon>

We went to one of his events and I (6 months pregnant) just sort of gurned at him as he smiled when I walked past. I do enjoy winding up dh about fancying him at every available opportunity, he does own every hugh book, dvd etc.

I love his food, his books, his garden.

I draw the line at his body.

YANBU. He's not technically handsome, but he looks like he'd have a really enormous willy and be jolly good value in the sack. I would.

Mazzy, i love your name, fade into you

YANBU

"Jolly good value"

He's cute. A bit like a Mr Tiggywinkle. He'd be a lot more fun than posey Gordon R, and poor knackered old Jamie O. ANy DHs fancy Fanny Craddock? Because I look a bit like her. Especially with my hand up a turkey.

He looks like the baddy from Sundays Dr Who.

And I dont like long hair on men.

apparently DH looks like him, or rather H F-W looks like DH. People keep mentioning it. They have similar glasses too. Not sure if Dh is pleased or not.
he hasn't cooked any placentas recently anyway

I bet HFW can breathe through his ears

JetLi that's REALLY rude!

Or am I easily shocked....?

There is something weirdly attractive about him that makes me want to ruffle his hair. He looks like he'd be pretty filthy in bed too .