to not give a flying feck whether my christmas card is 'the one they rememeber'

[BiscuitFace]

bloody adds, between myleen, the gurning stage school children and hallmark i am finding mn increasingly irratating.

thanks you riven [and breath]

I have never raised my hand to a woman in my life but Mylene fucking Klass seriously tests my pacifist new man credentials.

and is anyone else looking at teh add for 'award winning childcare' from mark warner adn thinking 'really?'

No, she is from manufactured band ages ago, Hear'Say, and reinvented self as a pianist, part-time astronomer and TV presenter.

It's the expression on the Mini Boden Choo Choo boy I find quite disturbing.

HavingAMidwichCuckooMomentTiggaxx

And don't forget, professional mother/mother-to-be, UQD

i do like the idea of the bodenistas rowing into the middle of the sea to dump several cases of ill advised sassy hotchpotch purchases.

look at him grinning, released at last from architect shirts and weirdy germanic elasticated trews in purple swirly patterns.

Oh yes, Myleene The First Woman Ever To Have A Baby.

YANBU

Mind you, people certainly would remember your xmas card if you sent them that one with the weird body and a kids face. It is super creepy.

I don't think you should call her Myleene fucking Klass, it sounds like a compliment.

tidey