aaaaagh!

[bumblebeebzzzz]

don't get me wrong, were small not attached at the tit i would be haring out the door for a night of drink and dancing once in a while but fella seems to think an orange juice and lemonade in the pub is the same as staying up all night and coming home at half nine the next morning!
i don't mind til he's snoring through the rest of the weekend demanding greasy food and fruit juice. i'm not a hell woman for thinking this a little unfair am i?

thing is he's not... i mean, he can act like one but so can everyone. he works hard, means well and is very loving just a bit feckless in the space between the third and fifteenth drink. not sure quite how to deal with it, he knows it's not right and gets really angry with himself for having done it... bloody man!

I don't really get what your saying and who's small?

is it Small from Big Cook Little Cook?

he is ultimately responsible for his own juice and grease needs, just for the record. thank you for the translation! mr now has a home time which works on some strange teenage part of his brain... so far