DP thinks I am

[PrawnCocktailCrisp]

So am I being unreasonable to be sitting in bed posting on Mumsnet, eating prawn cocktail skips while my DP (toyboy) is lying here totally naked wanting to be serviced

Well am I

Does he think you should be eating a chipolata sausage sandwich instead?

ROFLMAO

Tell him to put some clothes on. He might get a chill.

Or at least make himslef useful and maybe do the vacuuming - clothes optional.

Cover him up with some crisps

I would tell him to service me while i am eating my crisps and posting on mumsnet......

Good god woman, put down your crisps!!! Or you and send him round to mine if you like

"can" not "and"

PJMAMA, he is 6 feet 4, slim muscular, well endowed and not at all bad in bed, I think I should put the crisp away maybe.
He is also 8 years younger then me so I should be greatful

It's rude to gloat.

That has put me right off my pudding.

He still wants servicing after you've been eating prawn cocktial crisps?

Eat some flamming hot spicy mnonster munch - that's show him.

I do hope you are not nekid too!

PMSL @ meltedchocolate!!!

no need to boast OP. Why you are still on replying i will never understand.