to think that Cookie Monster does not really love cookies?

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AIBU to think that Cookie Monster does not really love cookies, because if he did he wouldn't waste so much cookie by shoving them randomly in his mouth so that half of it ends up on the floor. If he truly loved cookies surely he would eat them more carefully?

he does love them, his love is so intense that it makes him behave in a crazy manner and just stuff.all.those.cookies.in.his.mouth NOW

and how could he have composed this beautiful, lyrical ballad to the cookies if he did not, in fact, love the cookies? Hmmm? Hmmm?

None of them ever go in.

Very sinister. I think the hand is on the Atkins diet or something.

I think he loves to scrunch them up but not to swallow.

as a cookie lover my self, i understand his need for greed, when one thinks of eating cookies all you can think is eat eat eat hence why lots fall by the way side while eating, he prob picks them up later to munch on.

Aw, c'mon, if you were as obviously as rich as da Cookie is, wouldn't you sometimes want to buy more cookies than you can eat and roll them all over your face?

I know I would.

That's not too strange is it?