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to wish DH could be silenced in sex?

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ElvesAnonymous · 26/10/2009 16:34

I am soon due to start my new temp job which is as a santa's helper elf at a shopping centre grotto, which is basically wearing something resembling this

As soon as I got my uniform and tried it on, DH was like a wild cat and couldn't wait til the kids were in bed. I felt quite unsexy at first in the clothes but soon I realised the sex was absolutely sizzling, much better than usual and I enjoy dressing up for my DH. Now the problem is during normal sex, DH and I don't usually make much sounds, but he insists I wear the LO's wrist bells instruments around my wrists to add to the atmosphere and he wears a fake santa beard and furry red hat. It's really getting too much and I don't know how to tell him gently without offending him?

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SimonHowl · 26/10/2009 16:35

yeah right

cupcake123 · 26/10/2009 16:35

Good one.

Bleh · 26/10/2009 16:35

He he he.

Bleh · 26/10/2009 16:36

Who do you think it is? Is it Rhubarb again?

onebatmother · 26/10/2009 16:36

add a mouth organ? or perhaps zither?

Not quite as good as the pirate one..

BudaBones · 26/10/2009 16:37

It's half term isn't it?

Crapweasel · 26/10/2009 16:37

Bleh, surely you mean Ho ho ho?

PotPourri · 26/10/2009 16:38

Hahahahhahahahahahaha Whatever.

cornsilk · 26/10/2009 16:38

Do you have a sleigh bed?

JemintheGraveyardwithghouls · 26/10/2009 16:39

Half-term...or bored housewife...come on be a bit more inventive pet!

overmydeadbody · 26/10/2009 16:39

The thing is, you may think you're being original but we've read it all before. Pirates, kitchen utensils, animals, you name it, it's been done here

IControlSandwichMonkey · 26/10/2009 16:39

Rhubarb/Greeny/thegiraffe, hmm I wonder.

I'd quite like to dress up as santa during sex. Quite a warm outfit isn't it? Better than exposed nipples and crotchless doodahs. It's winter fgs.

evaangel2 · 26/10/2009 16:45

pmsl

BiteOfFun · 26/10/2009 16:47

Oh I'm trying to remember who you are now- I'm sure I read an MNer saying she had jusy got that job

MaryBS · 26/10/2009 16:50

Tell him you can't wear bells for elf and safety reasons!

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