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to dump her stuff in her front garden.

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TheFinger2 · 25/10/2009 20:29

My best friend and matron of honour at my wedding is no longer talking to me. It appears that she has in her mind that I have done something outrageously nasty to her. But I have wracked my brain and can't think of one occasion where she could have a reason to hate me. This is best seen in context I have stood by her even when she on purpose bit me on my hen party leaving teeth marks, changing all the bridesmaids outfits for my wedding then telling me that she had done so after she had done it and generally talking behind my back to friends trying to put me down, they have all stood by me.

I think i have been reasonable but would like others thoughts. I have tried texting her, email and calling her but I get no response.

I am now at a crossroads and can see that she does not want to remain friends but I have parts her kitchen cabinets stored in my garage, am I being unreasonable to just leave them, with a note of course, in her front garden.

OP posts:
HerBewitcheditude · 27/10/2009 07:13

I note that the denim dresses link has an ad for vibrators to please the modern woman just below.

No ads about kitchen cupboards though.

WartoScreamo · 27/10/2009 07:27

how did miss this last night! The bm outfit is fab!

MillyMaisMummy · 27/10/2009 10:06

Id send her a text telling her what a complete and utter twat she is and she's obviously got her head up her ass if she cant see the nasty stuff she did.If the text dont work...i agree with you taking a big steaming dump in her garden lol

scottishmummy · 28/10/2009 19:49

what's this obsession with defecating in her cupboards?

mmmmm

because that will differentiate finger as a real laydee unlike a her thigh biting vibrator using mate. because a classy laydee would do a jobbie in cupboards but would never ever bite...no siree

monkeysmama · 28/10/2009 20:41

Can we have an update Finger? Hope it's been amicably resolved.

scottishmummy · 28/10/2009 20:45

say what?how do you amicably resolve biting,bitching

a nice cup of tea and some stern words might not do it in this case

monkeysmama · 28/10/2009 20:58

Ha ha. I sat here wondering what nice thing I could try and say after I'd asked for an update without wanting to seem totally heartless (I'm not) and nosey (which I am). I am knackered and couldn't think of anything.

The biting thing is surreal.

scottishmummy · 28/10/2009 21:01

biting bridesmaid & finger.sounds like martina cole dodgy book

monkeysmama · 28/10/2009 21:28

I know it isn't funny because it is the OPs life, but one adult leaning forward and biting another's thigh? It makes me pmsl every time I think of it.

scottishmummy · 28/10/2009 21:32

bizarre & odd in a island of Dr Moreau kind of way.

and well if you post high octane dribble story about getting bitten by feral bridemaid etc,well expect some comment

HerBewitcheditude · 29/10/2009 14:06

bumping this just because it's so entertaining

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