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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

to dump her stuff in her front garden.

86 replies

TheFinger2 · 25/10/2009 20:29

My best friend and matron of honour at my wedding is no longer talking to me. It appears that she has in her mind that I have done something outrageously nasty to her. But I have wracked my brain and can't think of one occasion where she could have a reason to hate me. This is best seen in context I have stood by her even when she on purpose bit me on my hen party leaving teeth marks, changing all the bridesmaids outfits for my wedding then telling me that she had done so after she had done it and generally talking behind my back to friends trying to put me down, they have all stood by me.

I think i have been reasonable but would like others thoughts. I have tried texting her, email and calling her but I get no response.

I am now at a crossroads and can see that she does not want to remain friends but I have parts her kitchen cabinets stored in my garage, am I being unreasonable to just leave them, with a note of course, in her front garden.

OP posts:
TheFinger2 · 26/10/2009 00:28

pigletmania yes i did get the dresses i wanted - although i have to admit it actually didnt suit her

solidgoldbrass No I have never shagged her - but she did once ask me how to use her vibrator which i found a bit odd I mean it doesnt take rocket science!!

OP posts:
cheeseandeyeballsarnie · 26/10/2009 01:18

im shocked.

anonymous85 · 26/10/2009 06:05

She is a freak! Send her a text like a pp said, pick up your cabinets tomorrow or they're gone.

HerBewitcheditude · 26/10/2009 08:44

Ha ha i am loving this thread! "wake up ladies friends dont bite" has got to be a mumsnet motto and vibrator conversations with your biting girlfriends...

diddl · 26/10/2009 08:54

She bt you on your hen night?

And that wasn´t the end of the "friendship"?

I´d tell her to collect tomorrow, and if she doesn´t, isn´t anyone collecting firewood for Nov 5th yet?

BalloonSlayer · 26/10/2009 09:01

Rofl at "her vibrator which i found a bit odd I mean it doesnt take rocket science!!"

  • well they do look a bit like rockets, OP

Reading this thread makes me wish to welcome every ex-friend of mine back into my life with open arms. None of them ever bit me!

BalloonSlayer · 26/10/2009 09:04

Can you imagine the AIBU from the other perspective?

"AIBU to think this woman is a masochist? I have tried to mess up her wedding, bitched about her behind her back, left a load of shite in her garage and even sank my teeth into her juicy succulent thigh, but she still wants to be my friend."

Arsed · 26/10/2009 09:06

haha !

Its almost Fth Nov.

if i were you i'd be havign a big bonfire.

pigletmania · 26/10/2009 09:14

The finger2 thats good hope that you have told her to feck off and never see her again

HerBewitcheditude · 26/10/2009 09:16

Weeping at her juicy succulent thigh

thesockmonsterofdoom · 26/10/2009 09:21

Ok I thought I was a bit of a wild party type person, obviously not as I am just not understanding any situation where it would be acceptable to bite someone, unless you are 2 and they pulled your hair.

TheFinger2 · 26/10/2009 09:24

build a bonfire
build a bonfire
put the kitchen cabinets on the the top
put the ex best mate in the middle
and burn the bloodly lot!

What a wonderful idea - I may well do it.

OP posts:
Stigaloid · 26/10/2009 09:44

I am assuming you have told her she is no longer a bridesmaid as well?

MmeGoblindt · 26/10/2009 10:48

ROFL at the juicy succulent thigh and the fact that she offered you her vibrator. I am struggling to understand why you were friends with this woman.

scottishmummy · 26/10/2009 18:36

short of zoophilia this thread has it all
vibrator
biting
hissy fit about breidesmaid dresses
discarded cupboards
other posters inviting you to shite in her cupboards

did she wipe the vibrator after offering or just shake n go,here you go

Pannacotta · 26/10/2009 18:47

PMSL at Balloonslayer...

BalloonSlayer · 26/10/2009 21:46

Finger's ex-friend, in a Homer Simpson/Dracula voice: Mmmmmmm, Inner Thiiiiiiigh....!!

TheFingerTwo · 26/10/2009 21:56

Hi, this is the friend of Finger2.

Would you have worn this dress?

No, I don't think so. No wonder I changed it. Double denim indeed.

TrillianSlasher · 26/10/2009 22:06

Double denim? I feel your pain, it's triple or nothing over here!

TheFingerTwo · 26/10/2009 22:15

Thank you Trillian.

I swapped it for this little beauty, the skirt version obviously, I mean it's not like I'd wear a bikini bottom to a wedding.

Well, not as a bridesmaid anyway.

TrillianSlasher · 26/10/2009 22:21

Very nice, with a handy ring to rest the bouquet in.

gemmummy · 26/10/2009 22:21

rofl at succulent thigh lol

benjysmum · 26/10/2009 22:28

TheFingerTwo "build a bonfire
build a bonfire
put the kitchen cabinets on the the top
put the ex best mate in the middle
and burn the bloodly lot!"

Crying with laughter at this one! She does sound a right witch so I suppose a burning her at the stake with her own kitchen cabinets for fuel is apt.

WeeMo85 · 26/10/2009 22:36

this must the most bizarre thread i have ever seen!! But it' bloody funny!!

I cant believe she bit you and changed ur dresses?

Is she a 'special' person?

Seriously burn the lot but do it her garden. Then you wont ruin ur lovely front garden

monkeysmama · 26/10/2009 23:42

This has made me laugh out loud. MN at its best. Keep us posted!

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