to want to physically hurt dh if he puffs/sniffs/groans

[SerendipitousHarlot]

ONE MORE TIME???

He fell onto my knife, your Honour.

He fell onto my knife TEN TIMES

Seriously though. Shut the fuck up already. You've got a sniffle. Big fucking deal. I've got toothache, backache, I'm tired, and I'm starving hungry while I'm cooking the roast. Do you hear me whining?

Well, I am whining here obviously

Hahahaa1 i feel your pain.

lol I feel it too!!

DH has got a bit of a scabby foot and is hobbling around groaning and whinging. He left it to get that way because he couldnt be bothered to go and get some over the counter steroid cream. Gaaah!!!

I am 38 weeks pregant and have no end of unpleasant symptoms at the moment. So no, I have NO sympathy!!

you have my deepest sympathy.

my dh is a habitual sniifer, I have taken to instructing him to blow his nose in the same tone I use for the dc.

He will also wipe his nose on the back of his hand/sleeve if he thinks i am not looking.

In fact he has so many vile habits, I think it would be a kindness to have him pts.

LOL luckyblackcat

It's the hangdog expression that gets me more than anything. You'd think he'd realise my lack of sympathy when I spend the whole day saying 'what's the matter with you now?'

He sounds just like my DH.

My DH suffers from 'allergies' which seem to involve him sniffing instead of breathing

I swear I have no idea how I manage not to kill him some days.

Even the ds's sniff less than he does and that's saying something.

accompanied by rasied eyebrows I hope (sorry about the random lack of caps, on tiny notebook and it is a challenge)

DH pulled his groin yesterday when walking the dog, dog on lead chased a rabbit just as dh climbing a stile. He had a special muscle tonic bath and was moaning and groan, out of sheer impishness I suggested he rub some deep heat into it. He was a bit huffy and said, "I've already done that, it got on my balls and it burns like hell." I nearly expired trying to look sympathetical the time desperate to shout, "christ on a bike, what d'ya do that for you moron"

oh ive got one like that today ,says hes got man flu ffs

ha ha! DH is exactly the same, always sighing and groaning when he's ill. Jesus man, unless you are 100% sure you are actually dying - ZIP IT!

My BIL was ill recently and my sis did a great impression of him with a cold EVERY word he said began with D decause his dose was so dotty silly bugger.

My DP spent last night whinging that he might be getting ill. The baby (9 weeks), on the other hand, is ill. He's got a cold and isn't too happy about it. This, of course, made for a crappy night up with a grumpy baby for me, while DP tossed and turned with his earplugs in. Eventually, he got out of bed and went off to sleep in DS1's room instead, complaining 'I've got my [PhD] viva tomorrow'. The viva may be a very big deal but I feel his point is undermined by the fact that, at 4am on a Sunday, you still have a whole other night's sleep to get in before Monday. Added to this is that the whole other night's sleep is going to take place in his friend's spare room in another city with no babies or small children to disturb him. I, however, get to spent the night, and the next 3 days on my own with a sick baby and I can't even go anywhere because he has the car. Amazingly, I managed to bite my tongue over this.