Coq Au Vin or Cockermouth, "your cock your choice am I being unreasonable"

[gloiredemonpere]

Oops should have posted this under Food and Beverage. Apols

spotted dick.

Meat 'n' two veg

Spam helmet.

the first aibu I've laughed at

I can't even begin to imagine what this is actually about. Has your DH been dipping his willy in merlot?

WTF....

I will have you know that Cockinmouth (SORRY) Cockermouth is a very nice town in Cumbria. It als has a very nice vicar with a big spire on his HUGE church tower.

The vicar has a spire? Ooo-er.

I had to sort of stretch my mouth a bit and purse my lips like they had touched a sour lemon then at the thought of a cock in mouth! Prude, moi???