Surely I'm not?

[SWALK]

DD (17) has recently got a new boyfriend, which is fine. However, his name is Chris, which is a name I hate, and would rather not have to say a lot, especially if he is going to come to the house all the time. I told DD last night that if she wanted to bring him round, then I would be calling him Luke, which I think is an acceptable name (and very nice - it was going to be DD's name, had she been a boy). Very unreasonably, I thought, she flew off the handle at this, even though I know that she likes the name Luke.
Now I have three options:

1. Call the boy Luke when he is at the house
2. Call him "Mr " when he is here
3. Don't let him come to the house.

He is a lovely boy, but I just can't stand him name! So, is it unreasonable?

SWALK if this thread is not a wind up -what is wrong with the name Chris??!

I thought it was quite funny

yes it was funny.the attention to detail,all the crisp apple stuff.the faux indignation

That'll teach me to just read the OP!

haha,happens to us all.read op and plunge in

Damn! you're scarily good OP!!

oh where is the OP? i thougt this was rather good actually...cant we flush her out from under that bridge? thumbs up though - youve really rattled some cages! very funny!

pixieonaleaf, 10:53, vicar.

v good