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to want to marry Tom Hardy?

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SerendipitousHarlot · 13/09/2009 22:20

Seriously. I haven't had a crush like this since I was about 13.

And now I've finished watching Wuthering Heights

He is just...... lickable.

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DoNotBringLulu · 13/09/2009 22:31

IMO the most scrumptious bit of totty ever in TV costume drama was Colin Firth, coming out of the water in Pride & Predudice.

Niftyblue · 13/09/2009 22:32

God I fancy him too

Niftyblue · 13/09/2009 22:33

Look at those lips
goosebumps

DoNotBringLulu · 13/09/2009 23:12

....but he can rip my bodice

Sycamoretreeisvile · 13/09/2009 23:18

He's thick though.

MadameDefarge · 14/09/2009 08:55

Syc, I not sure we actually want to talk to him! Just, ya, know.

Sycamoretreeisvile · 14/09/2009 10:49

Oh, but it is a bit of a turn off, no?

TheFoosa · 14/09/2009 10:56

I didn't like him in WH and he reminds me a bit of Michael Portillo

Bucharest · 14/09/2009 10:58

But those lips would be all flobby and drippy.
Euuuuuuw.
I can see the Portillo similarity. (double eeeeeuw.)
It'd be like snogging a green lipped mussel.
He was just toooooooo nasty in WH, no woman would ever have fancied him. Spoilt brat oik.

MadameDefarge · 14/09/2009 12:13

hm, syc, yes, if I wanted more than a alcohol fuelled night of passion....

DoNotBringLulu · 14/09/2009 12:19

But Bucharest we fancy Heathcliff, mad, bad and dangerous to know.

Bucharest · 14/09/2009 12:20

Oh, I fancy Heathcliffe just not the green-lipped-mussel-pseudo-Heathcliffe.

pofacedandproud · 14/09/2009 12:31

Dreadful adaptation. Cathy was boss eyed and he looked like he had a bad wig on. I don't think Emily Bronte would have approved.

DoNotBringLulu · 14/09/2009 12:37

I preferred Rebecca Night, I think she would have made a better Cathy. I liked her as that Fanny character on BBC4, can't remember what it was called.

Buch, who do you think would make a better Healthcliff, then? I fancy Rufus Sewell as well.

LeonieSoSleepy · 14/09/2009 12:50

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SerendipitousHarlot · 14/09/2009 12:53

He's not thick at ALL

I saw an interview with him when he was promoting Bronson on This Morning. He's very intelligent and very intense.

I love him. Actually love him

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pofacedandproud · 14/09/2009 12:55

Hayley Atwell would have made a good Cathy. Sam Riley might have made a good Heathcliff, if directed well.

pofacedandproud · 14/09/2009 12:56

Actually Tom Hardy might have made a good Heathcliff, if directed well.

TheFoosa · 14/09/2009 13:02

he wasn't very good, was he?

was he Stuart in A Life Backwards? I seem to remember he was very mumbly in that

pofacedandproud · 14/09/2009 13:09

He is morphing into Jonathan Rhys Meyers. Vacuity is increasingly rewarded in television.

Bucharest · 14/09/2009 14:07

OMG- I read that last post as "he is morphing into Jonathan Ross" and I'm sitting here thinking "yup, I can see that, those lips again...." Have now got v disturbing Michael Portillo/Jonathan Ross lovechild image thing going on.

my Heathcliffe is Greg Wise 15 yrs ago in the RiffRaff element, before he got Emma'd.

pofacedandproud · 14/09/2009 15:07

LOL. Now have the image of Jonathan Ross as Heathcliff [shudder]

Yes Greg Wise good actor. He didn't seem to do a great many good parts though did he?

Nancy66 · 14/09/2009 15:17

I don't think he's thick - he is a short arse though and has done that classic short bloke thing of over pumping his body to make up for lack of stature.

coolma · 14/09/2009 15:22

I work at the place 'Stuart - A life Backwards' was based at - and my office is the very room in the first shot

SerendipitousHarlot · 14/09/2009 15:52

I'm just reading Stuart-A Life Backwards at the moment.

He's pumped his body for Bronson. I think he looks horrible, but normally....

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