to have called dp during his break at work and tell him............

[TheLadyEvenstar]

to get home now and pay me some attention as ds1 is at school and ds2 is in a deep sleep lol.....

you go girl!

ha ha ha - and did he??

Is he coming then?

or rather, are you?

what was the outcome?!

LOL no he can't he hasn't got a long enough break....he did call me a bitch lmao something along the lines of

"You bitch, I have got to go and drive a bus and you are saying things like that to me you wait until the kids are in bed tonight"

woohoo

and the texts that are following are well lets say you wouldn't want your mother to read them....oh i like sending him text messages lmao

Might have to text DH now and brighten up my afternoon

I'm not allowed to do that cos it's ramadan and he's not supposed to think about sex in the daytime

haha, love tormenting DH. They are so easy to wind up, aren't they!

Pixie, they are aren't they lol.....

Now what delights am i in for tonight....hope he doesn't confiscate my mobile so i can't repeat it lol.

Once when he was working nights, i sent him a picture message with a well saucy text message....how embarrassed was I when he told me his mate had picked his phone up lmao

I was just thinking of texting something rude to DP... but as the odds of me still being up for it, or even just up full stop by DD's bedtime are minimul I shan't bother...

Elie- DH hasn't replied to me so I'm thinking that he's think that it isn't really worth his while because I probably won't be in the mood by the time we both make it to bed

LOL isn't it bad that we are so worn out by bed time that the only thing we have the energy for is sleep lol.

I am getting bunk beds on thursday so ds2 can start sleeping in ds1's room.......bring it on.......

And there's always the risk of coitus interupptus. I'm not going to start the whole faffing-about-with shaving legs and wearing non-grey pants just to have to stop midway through to go stand over DD's cot with hairdryer til she goes back to sleep...

Elie LMAO....

use a hair removing cream lmao and don't wear any pants that solves that!!

Leave hairdryer on a hook above dd's cot on low setting and thats that solved too.

LayEven, the only problem is the hairdryer is somewhat tempremental and requires supervision. I can't risk a conflaguration just to get a bit of time 'making like the animals!'
AND I can't leave the vacuum on again, next door already think I've got OCD

LMAO Elie....hmmmmmm at a loss then...buy a new hairdryer?

Neighbours could think it was something worse than ocd so thats not really a problem

elie: don't bother with the legs: he won't notice if you're half naked anyway!
don't know what to suggest about the hairdryer.

you need a white noise recording ellie

ellie do you have a laptop? try this

bronze- I love you a bit now