To nip out to the supermarket with knotted hair cos I cannot find my brush?

[poopscoop]

Or am I likely to bump into all the people who I would dread seeing when I am like this?

Have hunted for brushes, cannot find anything.

Could you just pile it up on your head with a scrunchie and spray it madly with hairspray so that it looks like a fashion statement rather than a mistake?

Tie it back. You will meet someone with tatty hair - 'tis the law of sod. I always meet the childminder when buying gin in Sainsbury's.

you will meet someone you know

Of course YANBU

Who cares if your hair is notty.

I never brush my hair, I don't think I own a hairbrush, if I don't want it in my face I just bung it back in a messy bun thing.

always happens