to find it Unasseptable to have to collect your cat from a pub

[BadgersArse]

when you have been on holiday?

Are you Supernanny?

I come back
no cat
I ask around
" oh yes, I saw him being shooed out by the barman" says a mate.
Imagine the insult to him

book the cat into AA

gonaenodaethat, I read the title and visualised Supernanny!

Me too re. Supernanny

Another supernanny visualiser here .

In answer to your question, I haven't got a clue what you are talking about but I hope you had a nice holiday

BadgersArse this wins the "Most Surreal Title of the Day"Award.

Good use of the term "Unasseptable"

Presumably someone was meant to be cat-sitting, and has not been doing their job properly.

Is it an indoor cat, and so should not have been outside ?

Is it a recovering alcoholic, and so should not have been in a PUB ?

HAs anybody mentioned Jo Frost yet?

Ah yes, I see that they have.

YES duchess

Oh. My. God.

Has Supernanny been allowing cats to go to pubs ?

Or is the OP Supernanny ?

Questions, questions

depends, was it a family friendly place with a dinosaur? An up market wine bar? Or a dive?

LOL at "dinosaur" .

You really shouldn't have to trawl bars for pussy, I quite agree.

Agree - we need more details. Are we talking gastro pub with inglenook fireplace, or Scampi&Chips pub with a ball pit? Is the barman called Henry and does he know his Real Ale, or does he have facial tattoos?

BA's cat

BOF

it was one of those " family pub" but no play area.
with a travel lodge
not very stylish.
he was skulking in the bushes with his fake ID

he is now nursing a hnagover it seems.
cat sitter had previously got him back from a 4 day mini break

and yes is obv supernanny ref, she'd have him on the naughty step

You really shouldn't have to trawl bars for pussy

pmsl

Watch him tonight then in case he goes out for a hair of the dog...

BOF you are on fire today ........

Well no harm done and lessons learned, hopefully next time he will down vodka in the park with his friends like I did when I was a kitten

I immediately thought Supernanny when I read unasseptable