to want one of those pincer-y things that park keepers use to pick up litter??

[LetThemEatCake]

34 weeks pregnant and sooooooo sick of bending down to pick up after dd(3) and ds(20m).

They do "tidy up, put away, ready for another day" (Doodle Do for the uninitiated) but not nearly as much as my hormonal condition, anal nature and current nesting instincts require ....

Not at all. here

You can buy things like this from the garden centre - quite robust and useful for all sorts of things indoor and out even when not PG.