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to have erotic dreams about Kevin McCloud (grand designs) ?

47 replies

oneopinionatedmother · 08/08/2009 21:45

If he's reading this: in my imagination he is a gentle and considerate lover. Was quite annoyed to be woken by DS yelling for early morning booby.

if my husband is reading this, he'll be pleased to know I regarded it as being unfaithful even in my dream

seriously,now i come it think of it, he's quite fit actually.

anyone else fancy someone who is not generally regarded as a heartthrob??

and if you're married, do you feel the need to be faithful in your sub conscious? I think it a bit unfair my 'id' feels obliged to DH in this respect.

I used to have a thing for Darth Vader too.

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bran · 08/08/2009 22:58

OOM, you're thinking of Brian Cox who used to be in D:ream I think. He's been on TV a lot recently because he works at the large hadron collider. He's a bit too boyish really for me to fancy him despite being about 40.

oneopinionatedmother · 08/08/2009 22:59

and a bit of doctor who goodness oldschool!

just looked up jeremy vine -not ridiculous.

stehen fry - erm, yerrrrrs. when he was Jeeves in Jeeves & wooster.

anyone for Dr Spock (star trek, not parenting manual?)

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Portofino · 08/08/2009 23:01

Glad JV is not considered ridiculous! I quite like Chris from CBeebies though he must surely be on the "other bus".....

oneopinionatedmother · 08/08/2009 23:07

@secret - so long as i can keep Kevin. my dream promises great things!

brian cox was on the programme..but it was a dude he was talking to (curly hair, fit body) in Arizona...not Bryan May, though there's mileage in him too.

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oneopinionatedmother · 08/08/2009 23:08

is there anyone on Cbeebies who isn't some kind of sexual deviant?

i mean the gay boys, fine - but i have a feeling Justin is into something rather less above board and Sarah Jane!!!

She looks like a very naughty girl.

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secretgardin · 08/08/2009 23:09

keep your kevin...i like mine hairy

oneopinionatedmother · 08/08/2009 23:14

Shane macgowan - DH asks if you don't want someone with teeth?

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secretgardin · 08/08/2009 23:22

was guessing that one for dawntigga, but she must have slunked off in shame...like my men hairy + gnashy

WetAugust · 09/08/2009 00:41

Hands off Kevin - I have been lusting after him since Grand Designs was first shown. The episodes in which he speaks Italian.... swoon - sorry, have to go and lie down now.

dawntigga · 09/08/2009 07:40

secret you are so way off base

Need a hint?

HasLotsOfActualButYouWon'tGuessHintsTiggaxx

OnlyWantsOne · 09/08/2009 07:48

YANBU I have a thing for him too - DP thinks im just really into Grand Designs...

pinkthechaffinch · 09/08/2009 07:54

when i saw this title, i automatically assumed it was kevin webster off corrie!

TDiddy · 09/08/2009 08:00

Can see why ladeez love: Louis Theroux. I really like him.

Also the grand designs guy. Might also be subliminal thing with association of him getting you that superb house.

OnlyWantsOne · 09/08/2009 08:04

I think it may be the size of his hands.

He has big hands.

I need not say any more.

mmmm finds 4 on demand....

oneopinionatedmother · 09/08/2009 14:19

DH has just said i'm not allowed to watch Grand Designs anymore....I have started calling him Kevin at intimate moments in order to wind him up....

He heh he

He does have big hands,

though yes, having that house of my dreams would be nice too. Though mine would be full of brightly coloured plastic baby tat to spite his minimalist tendencies.

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oneopinionatedmother · 09/08/2009 16:09

@dawntigga -

Michael Portillo ????

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pickyvic · 09/08/2009 16:54

well Wet August it took you till the second page!! i knew youd be on this thread! lol!!

im sure its worse to dream about people you actually know...ive done that and thought id die of shame everytime i saw 'him'!

Portofino · 09/08/2009 20:23

Actually kevin aside, I luurve GD. We don't get channel 4 in Belgium and our house faces the wrong way for a (illegal) sky dish. I have missed GD, Location, L,L and ER for 3 years!!!! It is almost too much to bear.

mawbroon · 09/08/2009 20:33

I saw a really old episode of GD the other day. Kevin was in overalls getting stuck into the work which he doesn't seem to do any more. He is too busy thinking up poncey things to say about the houses.

I know which one I prefer

oneopinionatedmother · 09/08/2009 21:25

louis thereoux fans - he's on right now, doing his earnest thng in the USA.

i find him quite interesting as in some of the episodes he gets really scared - unusual for a TV presenter, normally unflappable types.

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WetAugust · 10/08/2009 00:43

LOL @ pickvic - she learnt of my Kevin fantasies years ago

TDiddy · 10/08/2009 22:10

I think my DW would dump me if Louis walked through the door, altho' she hasn't said. Can't argue if the better man wins though

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