to be considering hiting DH on the head with a frying pan because

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he went to the local shops, that are 3 mins away 2 frigging hours ago

I want to go to bed but hes not taken his keys.

Stupid arse.

Can you leave the door on the latch?

Has he contacted you to say where he is?

YANBU - I would be bloody furious. Just go to bed, do you have a porch he can sleep in?

No, no and no!

His mobile went off as he was walking out, it was my mum so he left it with me to talk to her.

Is it normal for him to go AWOL like this? If so (as it is with my DP) then I don't think you are being unreasonable.

is there a pub en route?

No, YANBU!

CLAAAAAAAAANG

No Slarty,

Hes done it a few times has just been talking to someone en route.

23:15pm

oficially been 2 hrs now

Then in that case YANBU.

Here, borrow my Le Creuset.

If it was my man,i would be worried as he is a lazy git who can't be bothered to socialise but if yours has done it before i would shut the door.

hes here

Ha ha,his ears were burning.

Here. More weighty than a frying pan. You'll need to use both hands though.

where had he been ? nosey