to wonder who i have to sleep with to win??

[lisad123]

LOL i have been on MN for 5 years and never won a comp on here, even though i try to enter everyone.
I thought I might have stood a chance with apple Snapz, but nope

So come on, who do I have to sleep with? Is it the bat? A man with fanjo tatooed on his head or someone is MN tower?

certainly not the fucking bat- that would be going too far

oh i dont know he might be ok in the dark

well,certainly small enough to get into every orifice

now now, I need to know? I need to win, I stuidly get my hopes up every time LOL

i dont follow the competitions.are they any good?

YEP

trips to florida, mexico, £250, dysons, Joggler, toys, vouchers, trips out, just loads of fab stuff i cant afford

blimey.never looked.dont even know how folk know about competitions