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AIBU to think Jude Law is a pig?

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nakaji · 02/08/2009 02:11

He's not a teenager but a father of 3 in his thirties. What the hell is he doing fathering a child with a woman he admits he wasn't serious about - that it was just a fling? Do men just assume that women will take care of the contraception?

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poppy34 · 02/08/2009 21:04

Noel gallagher always struck me as honest - a bit crude and obviously a lover of a good night out but not skanky in the primrose hill lot style.

Pearl lowe- making me reach for rose to drown pain of idea of her

maggievirgo · 02/08/2009 21:04

Is he short? I saw a guy I would have sworn was JL if he hadn't been short. Only five 8 or 9, so I thought, nah, looks very like him, but no!

Don't think Jefferson Hack would still be co-parenting LIla if JL were her father though. It'd sell newspapers though.

Lol at Noel taking the moral highground, that is funny alright!

maggievirgo · 02/08/2009 21:07

poppy, I agree, Pearl lowe is acting the part of somebody.. . something along the lines of the tortured but serene love child of Jim Morrison+Sylvia Plath dressed in Laura Ashley.

scottishmummy · 02/08/2009 21:10

given that noel married the perma-tanned ironed hair meg-me-me-i-want-it-for-free he hardly has good taste in burds either

oh hang on his brother married patsy henshit,that is really pushing it

i read oncewhen both brothers took the respective perma-tanned birdies home their mum,went apey

understandably

expatinscotland · 02/08/2009 21:12

gawd, meg's dog rough. seriously, she makes Daniel Day-Lewis look like he's aged well.

her skin's on par with Clint Eastwood's for making a tanner jealous.

Nancy66 · 02/08/2009 21:13

I have seen Pearl Lowe up very close and either she's lopped a good seven years of her age or she's had a bloody hard life....

Scottishmummy - I'm sure Jefferson Hack is the dad, was just a rumour as Kate was very much part of that Primrose hill shagging set.

Jude Law and Nicole Kidman were meant to have had a fling too when they made Cold Mountain.

MsPunch · 02/08/2009 21:16

Yes and Liam was a real charmer too wasn't he? in that he fathered a child with uber groupie Lisa Moorish only one week after marrying Pats.

scottishmummy · 02/08/2009 21:19

lisa moorish has 2 children
1 by liam gallagher
1 by pete doherty

Nancy66 · 02/08/2009 21:21

she has another one by a bloke from Elastica...

poppy34 · 02/08/2009 21:23

Was there a bloke in elastica?

MsPunch · 02/08/2009 21:26

I think there was, a guitarist. I have only ever read of her having two though.

Nancy66 · 02/08/2009 21:26

Actually I'm wrong - she named the bloke from Elastica as Molly's father on the birth certificate but it turned out to be Liam Gallagher.

Justin somebody.

scottishmummy · 02/08/2009 21:27

elastica,memories of uni,student days

JustcallmeDog · 02/08/2009 21:39

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dollparts · 02/08/2009 21:53

Oh god I remember elastica

op- YABU. Jude Law is not a pig.

He's a frowsy, cruddy cocked dog who needs to keep it in his trousers. And what a skanky mare she must be. Come on-who would shag a man like that without protection?

Jude, I hope your cock falls off.

maggievirgo · 02/08/2009 22:22

"lisa moorish has 2 children
1 by liam gallagher
1 by pete doherty "

I suppose it depends what circles you move in, but in my country village parochial kind of circle, this would have me housebound with embarrassment!! not doing spreads in Hello!

maggievirgo · 02/08/2009 22:23

And I don't mean the two kids two dads issue btw, I mean the groupiness. it's just so ridiculous! to have had a fling+baby with one rocksleb is... well, okey doke, but twice!!

scottishmummy · 02/08/2009 22:26

i am commenting on her predilection for rocker bad boys

Morloth · 02/08/2009 22:33

How do you guys know all this stuff? Am amazed!

scottishmummy · 02/08/2009 22:34

i have an encyclopaedic memory for schleb tat.read in hairdresser or just goggle

Morloth · 02/08/2009 22:36

It's like there is a whole world out there that just zooms right past me!

lowenergylightbulb · 03/08/2009 08:23

His 3 kids are well provided for, his ex-wife is well provided for and this new kid will be well provided for... what's ze problem?!

TBH, if I was a fairly good looking movie star with people fawning all over me I'd find it quite difficult to keep it in my pants.

And yes, I do fancy him

And I'd love to be part of an arty boho set, and faff about with designing clothes/houses, have kids called 'rafferty' et al... sighs and looks around at un-boho surroundings and sensibly named kids

GetOrfMoiLand · 03/08/2009 12:27

I love this thread purely for Expat's insults (cut out and keep).

Poon hound
Skank
Skeezers

I now want to start a conversation just to call someone a skeezer.

Pearl Lowe and Danny Goffey (my head is full of this shit) were in Hello or OK a couple of months back, renewing their vows I think. Pearl Lowe looked dog rough, like she was back on the gear. Looked like a right skeezer (yay!)

simplesusan · 03/08/2009 15:33

Oh to live the life of a rock star/movie star

(Dreamy emocon)

Stigaloid · 03/08/2009 15:37

Hmmm well i wouldn't be surprised if she said she was on the pill and it 'failed' - she and her family plan on bleeding him dry financially and suddenly she has got the fame she has been yearning for, so i wouldn't put all blame on him. It takes 2 to tango.

Having said that - not a big fan of Mr Law myself. Makes me giggle to hear from my friends who work in entertainment journalism that the paparazzi call him 'celebrity Dave' to wind him up when having his pics taken as he is not a vry nice person in the flesh apparently. (Dave is his real name)

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