To have a secret stash of chocolate bars?

[dilemma456]

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. It's the other way round in our house. I have to eat all chocolate the minute it gets through the door where dp can leave his in the fridge for weeks (or that's what he thinks, I don't tell him that everyday I eat it and replace it.......)

I'd give him a tiny bit. And I do mean tiny

a) Hell no

b) sometimes shuts my DH up

c) Usual state of affairs my our household!

Chocolate is a very important drug.

c)
Without question.

You are doing it all wrong

I have a secret chocolate stash and hubby doesn't even know that I have a secret chocolate stash

C = tell him to buy his own and get you some whilst he's out

I love that one goldfish. I've used that one a few times.

b, one bar. But he really shouldn't know of your stash's existence.

yeah, b, but send him out while you get it so no chance of peeking!
OH always finds mine.

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I bought a great chocolate bar a few weeks ago. 50% his and 50% hers. Except that in reality it was about 25% his and 75% hers. sainsbury does them as part of a novelty range which also includes bars of 'emergency chocolate'.

maybe you should get some of that for the stash he knows about. Then hide the real stash elsewhere!

^^ yes, you need a decoy stash somewhere and the good stuff somewhere else, win-win situation all round.

Agree with Bob - you need 2 secret stashes

i have a secret choc stash,and have learned to eat it with stealth once my daughter who was a toddler and was playing with her brother and their toy had fallen right where the stash is hidden,my son thought it was strange his sister had took ages getting out of the corner in the living room (the stash zone!) he went to investigate to find his toddler sis curled in a ball eating huge mouthfuls of choc from the giant cadbury bar i'd hidden, you see its genetic she just knew how to eat the choccy with stealth and the non sharing approach was already in her

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