To wait by my window with my hosepipe and spray people who look in my house when they walk past!?!???

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I live on a very busy main road. Every single day without fail nearly everyone who walks past my house looks into my window? Why is this? It infuriates me why look into my house? why?!!!!!??? Im sick to death of people doing it and i have suddenly decided that tomorrow i am going to sit by my window with my hosepipe and soak people when they look through my window im going to soak them!!

I see The Looney Land express has arrived at Mumsnet station,stopping at Hysteriaville and Hyperbole square along the way.

Cheers mumcentre that really helps lol. I just meant how do we not know that it is paedos looking in windows, bit creepy when you think about :-(

And they call me weird mmm...

Thanks, Thunderduck, I just snorted Nice biscuits up my nose!

If they lack horns,a third arm,for enhanced child snatching ability, and a pointed tail they aren't paedophiles.

It's me looking in. I can't help myself.

I'm wondering how you've decorated and if you have good taste in furniture.

If you don't want me to see in, please draw your blinds

Oh riddles this gets better. And butterball i hope you have cleaned your nose. Chuck me a biccy please feeling peckish, the window is open so i am sure i will catch it, or you could lean in on the way past and hand it to me lol :-D

Are you really, I mean really that worried about paedos looking in? Really?

[must be missing something emoticon]

Well that's what you get if you're too mean to share your biscuits Butterball.

On this thread your firdt post was extremely aggressive Tiredmum and you began bu calling other posters 'nosy bastards'. Where I come from that is name calling!

If you don't like people glancing at your home, ( I do not consider that disrespectful btw), then you either have to move somewhere that nobody has a reason to walk past your home, at the end of a cul-de-sac or a top floor flat for example, or you put up nets/blinds, or you just put up with it!

I don't like the idea of people looking in at my shitheap lovely home, so I have voiles.

I thought they would be too common for you lot. I'm not sure, are they more or less common than custard creams?

How can she throw you a biscuit?
She'll be forced to look in your window in order to lob it in the right direction,therefore risking the possibility that your children may catch a glimpse of her lecherous glare and keel over.

Not at all. I love Nice biscuits, and custard creams.

S'ok, I'll wear sunglasses so my lecherous glare is hidden. I'm not sure what to do about the drool though.

But we know what bad taste you have, Thunderduck so I'm not sure I can take your word on this.

A mop?

Oh come on lets just kiss, make up and be friends lol. + sayithow soz but i think you have no come in at the end of the convo, why dont you read all of it for a bit of entertainment. Me + the girls are busy with our biccys lol

I'm a well respected biscuit expert I'll have you know!

Are you on a special biscuit forum? Are there rival forums where those that like a fancier biscuit can meet?

Could I have a translation for sayithow soz please?

And I'll pass on the kissing thankyou.

Anyone got any shortbread? :-D

Sayithow soz is for the poster with that name. Come on thunderduck even being nice doesnt work

I am. I'm a McVities woman myself. Don't get me started on that Fox's lot, there's no accounting for taste.

Our symbol is a 10 foot diameter Jaffa cake which has to be carried to all meetings.