to want to ask my upstairs neighbours if I can borrow their window for 5 minutes

[GiraffesCanRunA10k]

I want to throw slightly past their best tangerines at the flat opposite who have their windows wide open and are blasting some rediculas dance "music" over and over - it sounds very like the tetris theme. I wouldn't mind so much if it was decent music. I don't think IABU to want to throw tangerines in to their window, but to get a better aim I would need to use upstairs.

Alternatively I could blast some equally awful music back - however I fear they may like my choice of awful music, so ideas welcome.

i hope your kidding, please be kidding?

Why please be kidding? Hideous unwanted 'music' is terrible noise pollution.

Giraffes - splat away!!

Record the ad that goes "we buy any car, dot com, we buy any car, dot com......" and play it on loop VERY loudly and go out for a few hours.

Kidding?! NO!

Would a bra as a catapult help with the aim?

well i use water balloons, but only cause really i am 5

Ahh thats a good plan. If I peel the tangerines first then that would cause a similar effect upon landing.

I am really getting far too in to this. I feel like a criminal all excited about my plans. Mwahahaha.

water will do more damage, they make take more notice, or better yet they may not notice at all and then end up sitting in a wet patch

How about using one of those pump-action water pistol thingys?

Excellent plan.

I am off to a BBQ later - perhaps I shall leave this playing over and over its very irritating

yes and water pistol will be more accurate, dam my 5 year old brain!!!