to have an INSANE

[WannaBeAKitchenGardener]

. . . and overwhelming but vague craving for something sweet, possibly chocolatey, or caramely type thing? why don't I keep stuff like this in the cupboards? would a mars bar from the pub help?

Yes, it would help. A lot.

You'd better get 2, just to be on the safe side

See, this is why I have no choccie in the house now.
It never lasts!

why can't I fancy a nice lettuce leaf instead?

2 mars bars = 1 for each hand innit

Now you've made me want chocolate but I'm babysitting in someone else's house and I don't know if they've got any...AIBU to open a few cupboards to see if any happens to fall out?!

hmm you've got me thinking about mars milkshakes now. I def get mars bar or cad' caramel.

i always think how unfair it is that cadburys haven't researched loads of delicious celery flavoured snacks.
however, i am sitting here with two jumbo toblerones in the fridge (friends brought thoughtful 'gift' back from holiday) and they are SCREAMING at me. one is milk, one is dark.

Dark chocolate is very good for you and you end up not eating as much so i would crack that one open!

I had a mars bar and a twirl - it helped