To think that mumsnet.......

[FlappyTheBat]

encourages you to drink too much alcohol

YANBU. I have just seen a thread called Wine or not to wine or something like that, and thought hmm alcohol! I think i'll have that pear cider in the fridge.

Yabu.
Nary a drop passes my lips.
You lot are just weak-willed.

Nah < hides vodka and coke >

I am not that weak-willed. I do have some backbone FGS!

I am quite capable of getting pished without MN thanks