to tell my DP to go and get some porn?

[spankymamma]

I am fed up with him constantly wanting sex - his libido is obv waaaay higher than mine but will he go and wank? NO!

What is wrong with the man? He wants me to fulfil his 'manly urges' at least seven times a week - and it's got to be me, no bashing the bishop or blow up Tina dolls!

How can i persuade him it's perfectly natural and he won't be offending me at all?

so it's you, daftpunk?

what is an ellipse ?

oh, sorry. just realised I misread, thought was lighthearted banter, but perhaps I have stepped into the middle of something?

no it fucking isn't...look at the times....i posted 1 minute after her!

sorry hecate..didn't mean to swear..but i'm everyone atm...getting on my tits.

Sorry. didn't mean to get on your tits! Misread as playful and joined in. see my post above!

hey..it's not you....it's someone else

phew! Trouble at'mill or something?

oh what a shame, from the title, I thought this was going to be a thread about couples enjoying porn together, which is why i clicked it.

Blimey dp, it's not all about you lovey.

I do... force of habit!

reality listen...i'm promising you here..i will never post on any of your threads...i will keep out of your way as much as possible...and that goes for noddyholder and a few others....i'm not interested in keeping any past arguments going...i think you should be the same.

....

ha ha.... some of your posts are so they're off the scale....

anyway...sorry op for using your bedroom problem thread to have a domestic with reality...hope you get things sorted...

OP - so has your DH got some porn or will you be dunking your head in the bath again tonight? I'd love to know.

Try laminating your head for easier wipe-clean facilities.

i also ......do that loads. (i mean dots......not bumsex)!

colleges are out, schools nearly. can you tell?
(wouldnt have minded if it had been remotely funny)

... no, Reality tis not me...

The lamination of my head - now there's an interesting idea.

No, KingRolo, DP has not gone and got some porn, thanks for your kind concern.

I left abruptly yesterday because I was in the middle of writing an essay a dirty story myself, just to encourage DP you know.