to go and pick up the kids in my bikini?

[GingerIgnoramus]

it hink it would go down very well.
I have been in the pool basking on a lilo.

Do it, I do it all the time after an afternoon's basking

It might go down well with the dads but the mums will think you are either a complete loon or a complete show-off depending on how good your bod is!

If I did that the high street would be blocked by either

a) a fleet of whaling ships
b) The Ghostbusters thinking the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man had struck again

Of course I meant bung a dress or vest & shorts on over the top, you mad peeps!

I am she
god i cant imagine anything scarier than me in a bikini in the school yard but GOd it woudl be funny.

Yes I think you should.

Why don't you write your name on your arm in marker pen to complete the look ?

Hey presto, an instant, wash off-able tattoo.

Simples.

Oh and tie your hair up and get dh or someone to write the names of your children on your neck with the marker pen

Now you need the infamous MN school run dress!

Snort at school run dress . I would hazard a guess that the OP knows all about it.

What's the infamous MN school run dress? Please tell.

Don't forget the trilby

I think it would look particularly good if you are a nice shade of lobster red.

Hence the wink Fimbo, hence the wink!

Aha sorry Buda .

BettyTurnip - the MN school run dress is the holy grail. Certain posters of old used to devote whole threads to searching for this elusive item. It causes lots of misunderstanding at times with people thinking that you need to dress up to do the school run but the 'school run dress' is actually a dress that you can just throw on quickly over your bikini when you have been sunbathing all day and need to pick up your DCs.

That's ok Fimbo. I know OP is incognito! It is nice to see her back though.

Do it!This was me at parents evening last night

Yup, threads always have a better edge to them!

of lilo

Ah, thank you Buda.

MN's second SWMNBN!