to be annoyed that our lovely new sofa...

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... is stuck in the garden, DH has embarked on a life of crime, I have no car, and the only thing that makes me happy is spending all day at the local art gallery

Are you playing the sims??

Sounds like our sim house, DH is a crime Baron too.

I go to the cafe all day

LOL!! I'm trying a legacy and my sims have a bed, a guitar and a chess table...

Walls who needs walls!

Don't worry, messy and disorganised as I am, most of my furniture is inside irl. Pesky lap top trackpad...

We've embarked on a midnight jaunt to the library to read the pregnancy books!

Because how did anyone give birth without reading the pregnancy books!!!!!!!!!

......but I didn't order two.... I just wanted one baby!!!!!

Pregnancy books didn't prepare me for this

I don't get the Sims. The one time I tried it I spent all my money on wallpaper and carpets, forgot to give my characters a toilet and couldn't afford a roof for the house.

I'm more organised in real life.

I tried it once years ago, but I couldn't get my character to stop pissing on the floor. University and a profession seemed a bit of a stretch with that in mind, so I gave up

lol - in Sims 3 they go to the loo all by themselves. It is much easier. Just as well because DH's sim is pregnant and keeps throwing up.

I don't think I could face virtual puddles after a day of nappy free time for DS2. I think the sims are a bit of wish fulfilment for me, as we are trying to exchange on a house at the moment, and it is seriously irritating. I wish I could just double click and buy myself a house, even if the furniture is outside!

juneybean - I am thinking of getting rid of the telly so my sims hurry up and procreate. Worked irl