SIL cannot stop interfering trying to organise everyone and it's driving me bonkers.
We visited her recently at her new address and told her beforehand that we'd got directions from google (which were very simple and easy to follow), but she still insisted on emailing us a long winded list of directions that stopped about a mile from her house with 'then just call me when you get to this point and I'll come out in the car and get you'.
DP mentioned that we'd really like to go abroad next year and were thinking of perhaps somewhere greek, lo and behold in 5 minutes flat she's decided our destination and theoretically organised it all for us - we should go to cyprus and we would def want a villa and she'd find us some cheap flights on the internet, and she stayed in a lovely villa in larnaka, that's where we should go, blah blah blah
We've tried humouring her with the just-smiling-and-thanks-but-we'll-manage technique, and also being a bit jokey/sarcy with the do-you-think-we're-too-stupid-to-book-our-own-holiday-ha-ha-just-kidding technique, but now I'm on the verge of the screaming-in-her-face-and-shaking-her-till-she-shuts-up-technique.
Luckily for our sanity we don't see her too often (it's a bit raw having spent three days solid with her recently), but when we do we have to pick coversation topics so carefully so as to avoid any situation where she might want to organise us. I wouldn't mind if she stopped when we decline her offer of help but she just goes on and on and on and on
Am I just being precious about this? She's just so blardy bossy and superior it drives me MAAAAAAAD
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