Was woken up a few minutes ago (3am! and I'm pregnant!! where's the justice, I ask you?) by some creature trying to buzz its damn fool way out of my ear. No idea what size fly- I assume anything would sound huge that close up.
I would find it funny if it weren't the second time in a few weeks the same thing has happened.
And we've run out of cotton buds, so I'm left wondering if the bloody thing isn't still in there, just lying doggo until I try to go back to sleep.