I know that he was only doing his job, but gahhhhhhh!!! This is the conversation..
Him - Please may i speak with Mr Deemented?
Me - No, i'm sorry, you can't.
Him - It's imperitive i speak with him - it's a once in a lifetime offer.
Me - look, i'm really sorry but it's really not possible.
Him - if you could just tell him that i'm calling then i'm sure he'll want to speak to me, in fact, can you just tell him i'm calling right now please.
Me - No. I can't. I've already told you that you can't speak to him and if you let me explain
Him - [butting in] Oh, i can see who wears the trousers in your house. When do you think it would be possible for me to contact Mr Deemented?
Me - Do you have a ouija board?
Him - eh?
Me - it's the only fucking way you'd get to speak to him - he's been dead for ten months.
With that he slammed the phone down.