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to think that boys should come with a government health warning, or at the very least you should not leave the maternity unit without a cage, padded cell, straight jacket, copius amounts of wine.....

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GhostOfPsychomum5 · 25/06/2009 17:08

.......especially boys who have just this week been pumped full of GA, and masses of calpol and nurofen.............

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differentID · 25/06/2009 17:09

what has not - so ds2 done to warrant being cursed so?

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GhostOfPsychomum5 · 25/06/2009 17:11

keeps leaping on his brother, shouting, bouncing, is bored, doesn;t want to do anything I suggest, is playing gogo's then throwing them when he loses....

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differentID · 25/06/2009 17:12

send him back in tomorrow!

HecatesTwopenceworth · 25/06/2009 17:12

ooh, give me boys over raging bags of hormones any day.

GA?? what's he had done?

GhostOfPsychomum5 · 25/06/2009 17:14

lockets, my first boy was a little wotsit (but he was excused, car accident during pregnancy can do that to a little chap....altho he is still a grumpy little sod wotsit!!), but DS2...............oh, he was lovely, seriously, could have done 10 of him up until he turned 18mths....

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Morloth · 25/06/2009 17:14

I just run mine to exhaustion, he is unbearable otherwise.

memoo · 25/06/2009 17:16

I have always said that the NHS should install piped Gas and Air into every mothers house and shouldn't take it away til the youngest turns 18!!!

Oh, and a victorian style fainting couch in each room

GhostOfPsychomum5 · 25/06/2009 17:17

hecate, had to have 5 teeth out....genetic issue with non-enamel teeth coming thru....

he can;t go in tomorrow, has docs regarding his report from the hospital.....newly DXd with sensory processing issues....plus he has a willy problem

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GhostOfPsychomum5 · 25/06/2009 17:21

locekts...........he is cursed, cursed I tells ye!!

gas & air, yes, yes, yes, should be on permentant repeat script the minute you go into labour I reckons.....not ending until they leave home for the very last time

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thumbwitch · 25/06/2009 17:21

argh. am there with you. DS now 18 1/2 mo, nearly 19mo and is as energetic as a box full of hyperactive fleas. He loves throwing and hitting and kicking, not necessarily anything appropriate. Am worn out!

GhostOfPsychomum5 · 25/06/2009 17:23

he is fine now. coming round was bloody awful tho.........thrashing and turning and squirming......he couldn;t be left on the bed, so DH and I had to hold him and just keep swapping him from arms to arms.....was better tho once I told the anaesthatist (he came back as the nurses were worried) about his DX from last week, we them got given a private room and constant nurse.....calmed us down which helped enormously

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GhostOfPsychomum5 · 25/06/2009 17:26

they now have bowls of 'sgetti'............soft for DS2, fave of DS1, you would think it would bring calm wouldn;t you......

nope, they have now made a game into the 'airplane' feeding I used to do when they were tiny, only I seem to have spitfires and bombers and jets screaching across the table

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GhostOfPsychomum5 · 25/06/2009 17:26

thumbwitch, hyper-active fleas......lol

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Satsuma1 · 25/06/2009 17:28

I hear you!

My DS is 16 months and is wearing me out. I've started to take him to the Botanic gardens every day for for hours just to let him run around and do his own thing. It's the only way I can survive the day.

He is my only LO atm, so I'm lucky I can indulge him (and myself!). Don't know what I'll do if we have another!

Hope the wee guy feels better soon.

GhostOfPsychomum5 · 25/06/2009 17:30

ta satsuma......seems you and morloth are kindred spirits in the wearing them out

this boy is youngest of five, I am worn out before he came!!

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Ebb · 25/06/2009 17:53

Yanbu!

Apparently I didn't give birth to a boy, I gave birth to a mountain goat! I thought my lounge was fairly child friendly until Ds ( 13mths ) learnt to climb. And he doesn't seem to have any concept about getting down. I need a fishing net on a stick to catch him.

I mean, how am I supposed to mn get anything done when he decides to climb on everything?! He'll be having his first trip to casualty soon if I don't catch him in time!

Someone please pass the drink........

GhostOfPsychomum5 · 25/06/2009 17:55

yep, mine is a climber too

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thefortbuilder · 25/06/2009 17:57

ds1 (2.11) has jsut thrown chicken, rice and peas into his hair...
he's just being a little devil today - time out at least 10 times - never this bad before.

what is going on???

psychomum i'm with you on the drinking from the bottle

GhostOfPsychomum5 · 25/06/2009 18:01
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thefortbuilder · 26/06/2009 07:38

I managed to drink from a glass at the pub though last night - maybe a few too many times

2rebecca · 26/06/2009 07:46

Love my boy. He's so bouncy and enthusiastic. Lacks the sly calculating side my daughter has. I love her as well of course but he's always been a more open character, and more openly emotional. Yet to be a teenager though so will soon change.

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