in sleeping with more than woman on here, at a time?

[Shefflin]

And how do I get to disguise/hide my username? Ta.

OK I don't understand! Explain

I don't understand your question.

Just spit it out FGS.

YANBU I'm sleeping with about four or five

Just brazen it out

morningpaper that is a LIE

You told me we were exclusive MP

This is a windup. Of course.

Morning Shefflin, bored are you?

I assume Shefflin has now finished his GCSEs and is a bit bored?

I'm sure there used to be a means of posting under another name if one was mooting a sensitive issue. Never needed it before but don't want to hurt anyone unnecessarily - John_Smith106.

oh!hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

please don't make me laugh, my pelvic floor can't cope with it

Ah yes, I remember you Shefflin

the bint thread

I'm six foot fugging four MP. You hear me? 6' fugging 4".

I am not sleeping with any of the women on here...I sleep with their husbands while DWs are busy mumsnetting...

very cunning kimi!!!

No wonder DP doesn't mind me MN'ing ao much

Given some of your previous threads Shefflin, I can hardly bear to imagine what sensitive issue you might be about about to unload sorry "moot"!

"sleeping with more than woman "

What, you mean like, with goats as well?

Maybe goats but not dragons I can assure you. although I can't vouch for OrmIrian or DragonButter.

Oh Shefflin. You told me we were exclusive (when you sausaged the back out of me)

they are dragons of loose morals. Especially that DragonButter.

pmsl @ 'sausage the back out of me'.

Is OrmIrian a dragon then?

Sorry, got nothing witty to add.

Obviously won't be passing his English GCSE judging by the thread title

I agree, that Dragonbutter could be up to anything

Just read the bint thread while sitting on a bus & got lots of very weird looks.

Maybe one of Shefflin's lucky bints is veggie & he needs an alternative to sausages? I've heard it's best to avoid carrots.