...to be disturbed at the amount of people who actively want to 'stab' me [hmm]<<scared>>

[psychomum5]

epipen style I hasten to add!!!

lots of friends, and people I know vaguely, seem to get hugely excited at the thought of stabbing me.

now, either it is because I an that great that they all want to ensure my survival.

or

they do not want to be entrusted with 5 mini-psychos

or

they do in fact hate me and really hope to do it!!

i'll bet that RONEEF is lola in disguise ! - that'll be reason for the venom!

actually roneef, at the moment, I am still recovering from leg operation the other week, am sat down a lot, can;t be arsed to read or watch TV, and children are either playing out (and not needing me) and DH is working on the house.

I do all I need, and then MN.

I am fully trained in how to stab...but only with a childrens sized one. I would like to try my hand at stabbing you please. But would you mind waiting until after my operation as my right hand will have more power then to get the aim right.

You can come round and eat cream cakes and then I will stab you

"Seriously, hope you never have to use it"

Cat, this woman has a death wish! Why else would she eat something with custard cream crumbs on it and neglect to mention a latex allergy to the nurse?? If she gets through a week without being stabbed I'll eat my chocolate muffins.

Just seems like empty attention seeking..

Also very repetitive.

I've seen so many predictible, fake jokey posts from the OP it makes me gag.

Mumsnet can be excellent.

Not today sadly.

Please stop

It wasn't me that said about the squeak if yu meant that was where I was honest.

In addition to psychos "explanation" I would like to add she is providing a valuable public service - keeping me entertained while I am off work sick, but not actually feeling sick.

I'll stab you too if you like, roneef. Really, it's no trouble at all.

[helpful]

You're clearly after a spot of attention.

ooh yes, BCNS, happy birthday to your little BCNS

Not really OP.

I'm sure I've seen you around loads.

I suppose I want to be entertained by MN today - ain't happening yet!!!

I'm not lola..

Back to boring troll spotting Aaagghhh!!!

roneef can you go play somewhere else please?

soupy, I am just stupid forgettful and hopeful.....

roneef, maybe it is time yiou left MN then??

or ignored me....others manage to!!

please stop.....SNORT!

bog off.

I cannot bear people asking other people to stop something theye second person has no need to be involved in. if you don't want to don't join in. if you want to be nice or constructive then join.

stop. eh. ???

"im not lola" - im sure lola said that too !like i asked before can you go play somewhere else please.....cause we are "boring". Actually if this thread is boring why are you still here?

soupy, I have three epinpens, you can practise on roneef if you like.....as long as I can watch

pmsl @psycho !

Can I ask a stupid question? Er, what's an epipen? And why do people want to stab you with one? (Sorry, I'm probably having a mummy brain moment )

I'm sorry, I just have to say something, I've been lurking on MN for a few weeks now, being thoroughly entertained by some of the banter on here, this post included, then all of a sudden, some utterly foul person butts in and starts slagging off OP for no reason whatever other than she doesnt find the thread entertaining? Reminds me very much of what my 5yo does when he interrupts my conversations and start having a paddyass because he's bored and hasnt been the centre of attention for 30 seconds?
Just a thought...........
please carry on OP, you guys at least are entertaining me

an epipen is a massive huge thick 6 inch long injection thingy people with allergies have to stab themnmselves wit if they are foolish enough to eat custard creams.

drlove8

I said the OP was boring, predictable and has too much time on her hands.

Didn't say everyone collectively.

What a shit subject to talk about.

Whoo hooo, look at me - I have an epipen.

Stick it up your arse.

I have shitty hayfever. I feel AWFUL.

Big wow.

i'm fat.

i might pop off andstart another thrad about that. but not so much fun as stabbing.

roneef I thikn you're the one attention seeking

And I know this because I'm one of hte worst attention seekers I know

Oh. Thanks Eccentrica

Roneef

I have lurked on a few of the threads you have posted on and you are quite possibly the most distasteful human being I have come across in some time.
And I know a few arseholes.

You make them seem cute.