This afternoon was infants sports day. It's a non competitive affair where the kids are in groups and move round from event to event.
I was helping with a reception group.
This mum arrived with a sheaf of invitations in her hand. She kept going up to individual children and saying 'Are you coming to Barts* party...look here's your invitation, but you can't hold it now we'll give it to you tomorrow'
Not all the kids in the group were invited, but they had to hear the silly bint describing to the other kids where the party was at and what they'd be doing there.
It just really wound me up TBH
*name changed to protect the innocent!!