am I paraniod or are you all out to get me....

[psychomum5]

You are paranoid

No, I realy am out ot get you.

ot is far scarier than out, btw.

you are paranoid!

just cos you are paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you ......

I am beginning to wonder, I have to say.

first kerry asks if anyone has killed me yet, then I lose all my threads and lou33 warns me not to eat anything helenmumsnet offers me......

tis all adding up to Not. Good. Things.

I'm out to get you but I can't speak for anyone else

Where are you anyway?? just in case we were out to get you......

mmm'mm'mm

There, there, have a custard cream

your paranoid dear

Cream doughnut?

[innocent]

I knew it

'Tis the Governent I tells ya (in best Russell Brand voice).

yes, of course, they are behind everything these days!

what's a flonce? Is it one of those fake flounces without milk in that pretends to taste like a real flounce but doesn't at all, leaving you with a hard done by feeling?

Can you tell that Psycho is poorly and spending a considerable amount of time on her pooter? Half the threads I open these days have been started by her

And I'm not out to get you but that's only because DD2 has got chicken pox and we're staying in away from everyone else (don't why I bother as she was at playschool 3 mornings last week and has no doubt already infected everyone). DD3 is miserable with a cold but no pox as yet..... give it time.....

it is exactly that.

this is why nothing is the same anymore.......tis all cardboard-like and flase tasting

poledra, wouldn;t want to let the sight slow down after all.......I am almost single-handedly keeping it running

of course, the other half of the threads are started by that troll windycycle, so I have to distract everyone from her

To be fair some of the trollery is a leetle bit funny. The one with the sexually assaulted mannequins made me giggle and cheered me up no end!

sexually assulted mannaquins???

where??

I can't do links but it is in AIBU