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AIBU asking my husband to buy his own clothes

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windcycle · 10/06/2009 01:03

My husband and I have had a very healthy marrige for 5 years now and i am very much in love with him. 3 Months ago we sat down and had a conversation in which he told me that he liked wearing womans clothes. I was fine with it aslong as he didnt do it in front of me

Unfortunatly when i arrived home last night i found my husband in my clothes! I was very upset and shocked as i am 5'2 and of small frame whereas he is 6'4 and quite stocky. AIBU to ask him not to wear my clothes?

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S1ur · 10/06/2009 01:05

Hmm that depends, are your clothes pretty?

OutOfThinHair · 10/06/2009 01:06

You could send him down to one of those shops that cater for such things, though he'll have to be careful what he asks for. How's his English?

windcycle · 10/06/2009 01:09

He's managed to stretch my leapord print leggings and my favourite g-string its too big for me now so i let him keep it

he also trys to fit his size 13 feet in my size 4 shoes

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S1ur · 10/06/2009 01:11

OMG he broke your shoes??!!?

Fucking do 'im, the perverted disrespectful thieving bastard.

scottishmummy · 10/06/2009 01:19

reminds me of a corny ole joke.much like you JoJo PoPo

Husband:when i gethome im going to rip the wife's knickers off...........they are fuckin killing me

expatinscotland · 10/06/2009 01:20

i think if he is wearing your clothes you need to lose some weight, you heifer.

JamesAndTheGiantBanana · 10/06/2009 01:20

Don't feed the troll folks... s/he's got a few of these threads open now. Apparently this cross dressing husband also pees the bed.

scottishmummy · 10/06/2009 01:20

does dh like to be called tallulah as he squeezes his hairy baws into your slinkies JoPo

Quattrocento · 10/06/2009 01:20

MUCH better Jojo. Now i think you should build this up so that he turns into a shoe-fetishist - with a bladder disorder obviously.

scottishmummy · 10/06/2009 01:24

what about your big baw hubby wears yer maws clothes and fancies your gran

expatinscotland · 10/06/2009 01:26

are you using primark sizes? they run rather small. makes you sometimes think, about the country of origin of primark, are they all fucking midgets?

i mean, ffs, my kids are only half-mackenzie, how is it these primark sizes are coming up so short?

windcycle · 10/06/2009 01:27

and as if my husband being a cross dresser is the least of my worries. I have a son with severe behavioural issues and no matter how much i hit him he just wont behave, my husband wets the bed and last week i caught him being indecent with a roast chicken! Now im being called swear words on the internet

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MatNanPlus · 10/06/2009 01:28

Boring

scottishmummy · 10/06/2009 01:29

has your son shuvved a chunky chicken up his tail pipe again?beat him more vigorously,the cunt

expatinscotland · 10/06/2009 01:31

i hope he's not using your giro to buy lube.

scottishmummy · 10/06/2009 01:32

or sticking his phat hands in the flora tub

expatinscotland · 10/06/2009 01:35

rapeseed is more local, greener and all.

scottishmummy · 10/06/2009 01:39

WD40 a superior lube for shuvving chicken up yer tailpipe

scottishmummy · 10/06/2009 01:41

right after poultry up jacksie and bucky i bid you cheerie bye

marmitebabe · 10/06/2009 11:02

Well this is a good wind up thread "windcycle"....I've looked at several of them but I think this is the best ! Although the hampster one is pdg too.

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